Laugh Your Way Into Bed?

21 Aug 2013 - 09:00

It sounds absurd, but it’s actually human nature. There are certain things you can say and do that will have someone in your bed before you can say ‘Do you fancy coming back to mine?’

Conversation is a wholly underrated part of sexual foreplay and the number of ways you can talk a woman’s knickers off is almost as staggering as the amount of ways you can get a man to whip off his briefs. So what are these secret methods and devices that will have any woman getting wet between the thighs or any bloke ready to blow his load?

Well for a start, they’re not that secret. Sit back and relax whilst we reveal some of the top ways you can have a sexy woman in your bed or a hot man fulfilling your every desire.

Conversation Conversation…Conversation
Remember Tony Blair’s ‘Education, Education, Education’ election mantra back in 1995? Well these sex talk methods are a little like that with the main difference being that they aren’t lies or a made up load of bollocks.

Food
Like food? So do most people. Also most people like food so much it has them wondering what other fun can be had from it. Maybe you’re in a bar or a club or a restaurant talking about food, but the key here is to separate your potential fuck buddy from his or her current location. If wherever you are doesn’t have their favourite food, suggest a place you know that does, or even better – if you’re a good cook (or at least know how to boil an egg) suggest dinner at yours. It doesn’t have to be the same night if you’re worried about being too transparent but it will help guarantee sex at the end of the meal.

Passion
This is treated like a cliché, but when was the last time you heard anybody getting genuinely excited about something they love doing? Passion for something comes across in all your interactions with people. You don’t have to talk someone’s head off about what it is, but that injection of enthusiasm will enter into your every vocal interaction and that can be a huge turn on for many fuck buddies. Even if it’s something that you wouldn’t think about (perhaps you’re into classic 1960s model railways) talking to your buddy about your passion will ignite their own.

Sex
No it isn’t a joke.

Talking about the one thing that’s on both of your minds keeps it at the forefront of any discussion and guarantees that it will never be far from your fuck buddy’s mind. You don’t have to be graphic or grotesque…you just have to be imaginative. Telling a potential fuck buddy a funny sex story can be a sure fire way to make you suddenly seem like a sex god in their eyes. Don’t overdo it though, always leave them wanting more.

Taboo
Also try talking about something risqué that most people don’t talk about. It elevates your status to that above the mere mortal and shows that you aren’t afraid to discuss awkward topics. This can be a powerful animal form of attraction as the ‘I don’t give a fuck what people think’ attitude is and always will be a huge turn on for many people.

Talk the Talk
Try these methods out...you'll be pleasantly surprised by the results!

Happy fucking!

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