1st orgy what to bring

“What should I take to my 1st Orgy?”

It must be Friday morning in the office again as that was the question I got thrown at me two days ago by one of our accounts payable team. To be honest as I had never attended an orgy myself, I was a bit stumped for an answer. So I did what any responsible writer would do – I went and asked 20 people who I knew had been to an orgy. The answers were (unsurprisingly) surprising.

1. If you have a specific dietary requirement take some of your own food
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